It's no George Brett, but it works.

This is a tribute to my old dreams. The copy reads: As I was sitting at the beautiful mahogany bar of my favorite Irish pub while mourning the death of Al Lewis, or Grandpa Monster of the hit TV series the Monster’s, a leprechaun approached me. He said he was looking for love, but he would take anything he could get. I didn’t know what to say, but then I remembered I had a pack of Top Ramen Noodles in my purse (in case I wanted a quick and easy snack). The leprechaun graciously accepted and prepared them. He found them so delicious and fresh that he not only gave me his pot of gold, but got me a signed photograph of St. Patrick.