The World Is A Vampire!

About three things I am absolutely positive. First, I am not a vampire. Second, there is a part of mainstream popular culture - and I don't know how strong it is - that will not let this vampire feeding fever die. And third, and I swear to this, this post will officially and irrevocably be my *last mention of vampires on this blog.

I have finished the Twilight Saga, read the 264-pages of 'Edward's' version on StephanieMeyer.com and have watched the movie more than 5 times. I need to stop. I need to be done. It's over - I know how the story ends - officially - because I read it. But the world doesn't seem to care about my needs. The world wants to keep going with their own SparklyVampire love stories.

Exhibit A: CW Vampire Diaries TV Series Pilot Promo Trailer



Looks good, doesn't it. DOESN'T IT! I know, right?

So this vampire show, foreseeably about vampire love, is being touted as the '90210 for the dead crowd.' I don't know what that means, but it makes me nervous for high school teachers.

Exhibit B: Buffy's Back

It was also just announced that Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be coming back to the big screen. Interesting, I think. So, not only will people be watching their weekly dose of teenage vampire love on the small screen, we can also expect at least 4 more big screen flicks.

I don't know...this is a horrible blog post and I'm sorry.

I've decided I'm over it. I am now a Vampire Elitist and will not succumb to those low rate knockoffs. I am going to lust after the next big monster craze. Aliens? No. Demons? Probably not. Ghost? Yes! Ghost love is going to be it! Someone needs to make a great love story between a ghost and a human. Maybe there can be a sexy pottery scene and a loud-mouthed psychic with sass! By golly, that would be good....

Peace. I'm out.

*This rule does not include mentions of possible musicals and Sparkly Vampire Love (cause I just really like saying it)